Breaking News: Phil Predicts Six More Weeks of Winter

Punxsutawney, PA –

The most famous groundhog in the world, Punxsutawney Phil who is heralded as The Prognosticator of Prognosticators was placed upon his stump by members of his inner circle in front of one of the largest crowds ever to attend the annual Groundhog’s Day celebration where at approximately 7:21am he saw his shadow and predicted another six weeks of winter. In the most Pennsylvanian Celebration crowds chanted Phil’s name and cheered as the popular rodent was presented to the masses, many had stayed awake all night to see him and all welcomed him warmly.

Happy Groundhog’s Day everyone!