Off Limits:

A Twitter user claims his mother has taped off their living room in order to get it ready for Thanksgiving. She posted a note that went viral and read:

‘Special permission will be considered for you to sit on my clean furniture and / or walk on my clean carpet only after the following conditions have been met:
You have showered and are dirt and odor free from top to toe
You are wearing freshly laundered clothing
If permission is granted — NO food or drinks are permitted at this time!
Thank you!